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G`dayFellas , Been off air most of the day , and part of yesterday due to the rain & stuff. Todays bet is below , and good luck to all having a Flutter. Mick 4.00 Place Parlay Race 5.......No......10 Race 6.......No......1 Race 7.......No......4 Race 8.......No......8

G`day Fellas , An Old Dog for a Hard road as they say. The Jewie Smell is so strong , you can can actually smell them on the beach . To Get rid of this smell " Sards Wonder Soap " will do the Trick . Wash hands thoroughly after cleaning the fish , then clothes can be soaked and waders can be sponged down with it. Mick

G`day Fellas , Mujibar was trying to get a job in India . The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have Passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass It you cannot qualify for this jo b." Mujibar said, "I am ready" The manager said, "Make a sentence using the Words Yellow, Pink and Green." Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister manager, I am ready" The manager said, "Go ahead." Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, And I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'" Mujibar now works as a technician at a call Centre for computer problems. No doubt you have spoken to him. I have , many Times , around 6 PM eastern .

G`day Fellas , I thought Lozza was going to post the Other two Pics , But I will have to Show him how do it later . So Here They are , and I`ll let Lozza fill you in on with what , when , and how . Mick G`day Fellas , And Here`s the other one . Mick G`day Fellas , Monds , If I arrived at his shop after 6.30 Am , I would miss out and have to settle for Mullett , thats how popular they were . He was open From about 2 Am I think from Memory , coz I clearly recall pulling up one morning on my way to Narooma about 3 Am , and he was hard at it out the back , and If he wasn`t awake , you just rattled the shutters , and he would open Immediately and serve you . Mick

Whoa Fellas , now before any of you lapse into a fit of Hysteria , I should point out that the Pic shown , was taken quite some time ago , and It Shows Lozza , at about 3 AM , having Just received his Daily Order of blood worms from Qld , for His Bait and Tackle Shop in Sydney. His long time buddy told me , He sold one of these tubs , almost every day of the week , and so successful was it , it gave him time to Pursue his love of fishing. The photo below , was one of 3 , that was dicovered in an old Box at a Relations place when spring cleaning . The other two , are well worth a look , and I`m hoping Lozza will post them for you , and explain in great detail what they are , and where they were caught . I think 99.9% of you will never have seen the two fish he is holding for a photo shoot prior to release . Me , I had never heard of them untill the other day. Mick

G`Day Fellas , Todays bet is below , and Good luck to all having a flutter. Tough Day....... Mick

G`day Fellas , Cols , I think you might be getting a bit carried away here mate. Digi V SLR , is anon event. Once you have hit the button on a SLR , The Film has to be processed to see what you have . Thats why Old Pro`s took hundreds of shots of the one Scene , and picked the best one to Publish , ( in fact , I think we all did that ! ). With didi`s , you can play around with it and when you get it Just Right , you can save it and if you want , print it as well. I aggre the setting up of a shot takes a keen eye , and some skill , but as they say , beauty is in the eye of the beholder. For the record , the pic posted has great detail , but just a bit too dark for my taste . Give me Digital any day ... Mick

G`day Fellas , Ok , so you rename the Boat , thats cool , but If you reallly don`t want to tempt Fate , Make sure you search everybodys bags before they come on Board for ***********************************Bananas . Good luck with Paulie . Mick

G`day Fellas , Robbie , A fella here , had a near miss , when dehooking a big stingray , with the Barb penetrating the thick part of the boot in his Waders , but missing his flesh. His next trip out , led to the ineviatable boot filling with water , but he patched it with his Next door neighbours Pool Repair Kit , and he swears by it. Might be a bit too heavy duty for a $500 triathlon wetsuit though !. Mick

G`day Fellas , Todays Bet is as usual Below , and Good luck to all having a flutter. Forgot to mention that after our Ist selection was scratched last week , we hurriedly had an extra $5.00 parlay which resulted in a collect of 124.00 , which was something back at least. Mick Cant Load The Pic . So, Todays Bet Is Melb Races....$4.00 Place Parlay Race 2 No 12 Race 3 No 6 Race 5 No 5 Race 6 No 9 Good Luck To All. Mick

G`day Fellas , THE ONLY WAY TO TELL A FEMALE FISH IS TO DO THE FOLLOWING. Ist of all , Very gently raise the fish from the water , making sure to support the underbelly. Next , turn the fish so it faces you , and then kiss it very passionately on the Lips . The GIRLS ...kiss back....The Horny ones .... Chuck the tounge in. Mick

G`day Fellas , I had to tip Qld , with NSW Blooding 5 newbies . And the experience showed inthe Half that Mattered , the 2nd. Qld once again finished Stronger , and won the day. But We have the edge in Sydney . ....Go The Blues. Mick

G`day Fellas , Hmmmm, IOOO posts eh ! , well onward and upward as they say... Mick Hi Robbie , you too , like me , are one of the Baby Boomers , which means we have lived long enough to learn a lot , see a lot , and of course to " Do a lot " , so , most of us , dont mind sharing our " lot" with others.

G`day Fellas , Had a small win last week after Our Ist leg was scratched , took another Parlay , and collected 125.00. This weeks bet is as usual below , and Good luck to all having a flutter on a very difficult day. Cant Load the Pics , never mind . Mick Melb Races.... $4.00 Unit Place parlay. Melb .1. No ....9 Melb .2. No ....9 Melb .3 . No ....8 Melb .5 . No ....8

G`day Fellas , Tomorrows bet is below . Good Luck to all having a flutter. Mick

G`day Fellas , don`t ya just Love it when somebody Squares up For ya !. Mick

Why , Thats Easy , he is of course a " Harf Bruver " to Nit Witt , Mate . Mick

G`day Fellas , WHO IS JACK SCHITT YOU ASK ? For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt. Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them. Sincerely, Crock O. Schitt

G`day Fellas , Yeah Me too , only managed 260. Mick

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G`day Fellas , This is truly amazing , don`t you think ???. Click on the Enlarge button Ist . Mick

A long one but worth the read!! CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL THE KIDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE 1920's, 30's 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's !! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us and lived in houses made of asbestos. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes or cervical cancer. Then after that trauma, our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets or shoes, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking . As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a Ute on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. Take away food was limited to fish and chips, no pizza shops, McDonalds, KFC, Subway or Red Rooster. Even though all the shops closed at 6.00pm and didn't open on the weekends, somehow we didn't starve to death! We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this. We could collect old drink bottles and cash them in at the corner store and buy fruit tingles and some crackers to blow up frogs with. We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank soft drinks with sugar in it, but we weren't overweight because.... WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!! We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on. No one was able to reach us all day. And we were O.K We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then ride down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. We built tree houses and cubby houses and played in creek beds with matchbox cars. We did not have Playstations, Nintendo's, X-boxes, no video games at all, no 99 channels on cable, no video tape movies, no surround sound, no mobile phones, no personal computers, no Internet or Internet chat rooms...... WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them! We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no Lawsuits from these accidents. Only girls had pierced ears! We ate worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever. You could only buy Easter Eggs and Hot Cross buns at Easter time....no really! We were given BB guns and sling shots for our 10th birthdays, We drank milk laced with Strontium 90 from cows that had eaten grass covered in nuclear fallout from the atomic testing at Maralinga in 1956. We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just yelled for them! Footy had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!! Our teachers used to belt us with big sticks and leather staps and bullies always ruled the playground at school. The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law! Our parents got married before they had children and didn't invent stupid names for their kids like "Kiora" and "Blade" The past 70 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas. We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned HOW TO DEAL WITH IT ALL! You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow up as kids, before the lawyers and the government regulated our lives for our own good. And while you are at it, forward it to your kids so they will know how brave their parents were. Mick

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G`day Fellas , Any relation to the " Luna Park Gropers " ???. Mick

G`day Fellas , Rockhead , what else ???, Mick