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  1. kikila

    knots

    thanks for the input boys the slim beauty works a treat and is simple stupid which fits me to a tee the mid and PR look a bit like rocket sience to me. cheers chris
  2. kikila

    knots

    what knots do you think are best for SP fishing [ braid to mono ] thanks
  3. My nephew and I have gone haves in an old seafarer Vega it looks a little African Queenish but the hull is sound and the trailer is in fair nick, it has a 2006 70 hp Yamaha oil injected 2 stroke donk it also has a 5 inch lowrance colour sounder and 5 inch colour GPS of the same make. Today was our maiden voyage in her, the weather was heavy overcast and a slight southerly breeze, we decided to have a look outside but it was pretty lumpy and my nephew Steve has never handled a boat over 12 foot’ and I haven’t been fishing in 6 years we thought the better part of valour was to stay in the bay. First port of call was the oil wharf where there was a good showing of fish on the sounder but all we got was a shovel nose shark , buy now is pissing down rain and all we were getting was kind of green slime on the bait, tried the cans and no luck there we then went over to the end of the run way there were heaps of under sized snapper and blurters, the weather mightn’t have much good as was the fishing but it bloody good to be out there again.
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    catalyst

    for those that miss the show last night http://www.abc.net.au/catalyst/stories/3780946.htm
  5. nice one mate' it don't matter bait or lure they still taste good
  6. A bit off topic but I know a lot of people that love fishing but can't cop eating fish and in some cases any seafood at all but I have friends the like to hunt {with guns} and eat a lot of what they shoot' mind you they find it a little difficult releasing what they get lol
  7. They are called doctors for a reason they keep the fish healthy by cleaning the throut and gills of the hoast fish
  8. I understand there's a gale warning just in time for the weekend so keep an eye on the weather but all things being equal I would head for Lion Island but I've been wrong before
  9. The water up there at this time of year is usually crystal clear and ice cold so I don't fancy your chances but your got to be in it to win it. Fish in close to any rocks with a good covering of oysters for bream, jackets, wrasse, a live bait out may get you a Jew, flattie or maybe even one of those elusive hair tail and if your chucking plastic about give the jackets a miss.
  10. not a bad catch for a slow day Garry
  11. nice to see you posting again brett did you eat the tuna or snapper baits?
  12. A solid king the other day now a nice jew' ya on a roll mate "good one Garry"
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    Cricket

    I wonder if Ponting would ever have become captain if Warne hadn't been such a dick?
  14. mate you need to some thing about the foot wear, thongs and rock fishing do not mix. I hate to have a raider come unstuck and end up in the news for the wrong reasons, invest in some kletes and put them on a sturdy pair of sandals. The rocks around sydney are mostly sandstone and very slippery and needed to be treated with respect. cheers chris
  15. here's a tip for you when you buy the pump make sure it's the longer version not the short tube, you'll find it will make pumping the nippers easier on your back
  16. I couldn't agree more and German Shepherds are amongst the best and I just happen to have 2 such security systems for sale right now, just look in the swap & sell section and will do deals for raiders
  17. In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- 'Do not turn upside down.' (well...duh, a bit late, huh!) ========================== On Sainsbury's peanuts -- 'Warning: contains nuts.' (talk about a news flash) =========================== On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- 'Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.' (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.) ========================== On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding -- 'Product will be hot after heating.' (...and you thought????...) ======================= On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair.) ==================================== On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?) =========================== On a bar of Dial soap -- 'Directions: Use like regular soap.' (and that would be???....) ============================ On some Swanson frozen dinners -- 'Serving suggestion: Defrost.' (but, it's just a suggestion.) ======================== On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- 'Do not iron clothes on body.' (but wouldn't this save me time?) ============================== On Nytol Sleep Aid -- 'Warning: May cause drowsiness.' (..I'm taking this because???.....) ============================== On most brands of Christmas lights -- 'For indoor or outdoor use only.' (as opposed to what?) ========================== On a Japanese food processor -- 'Not to be used for the other use.' (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) ============================== On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- 'Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.' (Step 3: say what?) =========================== On a child's Superman costume -- 'Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.' (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) ======================== On a Swedish Chainsaw -- 'Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.' (Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
  18. A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started.'? Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'? The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'? Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.? She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.? He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'? He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ...' he said with a deep sigh, . ...... . . . ... .? (scroll down) ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.'
  19. kikila

    Kiwi Speak

    One Kiwi says to another: "hey bro, what's a Hindu?" The second Kiwi replies "lays eggs bro"
  20. Congrats to the Kiwi's bloody well done I hate to see Australia loose but they have no one to blame but themselves, they went in over confident and paid the price.
  21. On the first day, God created the dog and said: 'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.' The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?' So God agreed. On the second day, God created the monkey and said: 'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.' The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?' And God agreed. On the third day, God created the cow and said: 'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.' The cow said: 'That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?' And God agreed again. On the fourth day, God created man and said: 'Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years.' But man said: 'Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?' 'Okay,' said God, 'You asked for it.' So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone. Life has now been explained to you. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as a public service.
  22. I think that this has gone off topic it’s about the current League world Cup not which code is the better. The Australian rugby league side is the yard stick that all other teams are measured but what comes round goes round I remember when England were the yard stick, if the Kiwi’s weren’t so rapped up in union and those players were playing league' New Zealand could well be the measuring stick.
  23. the best pub band that ive seen was jeff st john, he was in a wheel chair but that band rocked "early 70's" I evan remember when the Bee Gee's were a pub band LOL where does the time go it doesn't seem that long ago
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