That's it !!!! I've just discovered a way to retire early.
I'm going to spend my next weekend off inventing a battery operated portable " Dioxin Meter ".
I reckon at around $19.95 each I'll sell one to every fisho in Sydney, so that will nett me, say, $19.95 x 50,000, just under $1m, then I start work on instilling fear into places like Broome, Tweed Heads, Cape York etc. Yep, that's it, start work this weekend and in 2 years I'll be sending postcards from the Maldives or St Kits.
This could go global, people. Better start emailing me before I become too famous.
Tuffy.