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Well done on your first Kingy
It looks like the trend at the moment,Fishraiders breaking their kingy virginess.
I hope they are still around for the Kingy social so a few more raiders can do the same.
Unfortunately it wont be me,as my son has Soccer.
Stephen
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Great report Raii,
Well done on getting out there and managing a few fish.
Very resourceful thinking with the sp also.
Stephen
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Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves,
you're going to smile when you think of this:
A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was
nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his
gloves.
'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked.
'No, I don't,' she replied.
'Well,' he said,there's a building in Canada with a big tank
of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in
their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them
into boxes of the right size.'
She didn't crack a smile.
'Oh, well. I tried,' he thought.
But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure,
she burst out laughing.
'What's so funny?' he asked
'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!'
Gotta watch those little old ladies!
Their minds are always working!
Stephen
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Well done pete.
looks like im on the right track then,but I might have to learn a new language.
Stephen
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Thanks Hodgey
Terrific information,i have only recently started using poppers in salt water(have caught bass on them previously).
Now armed with some new poppers and your info, I hope to have some success in the salt.
Stephen
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Damm,not sure what happens now,answered all questions hit submit and got a daily maintenance screen.
Well just found out what happens went in to check,had to answer the questions again and ended up doing it 3000+ seconds
Stephen
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Great little story jewgaffer,
I wish my kids were as keen to go fishing as little jewgaffer.I only managed to get them out ocassionaly,which will probably be even less this year as my son has started his first year of REP soccer and has a very busy training schedule even at 11.
Look forward to the photos.
Stephen
Heres a photo of my boy,Nathan(11) at windang a few weeks ago.
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Tickle Me Elmo:
There is a factory in Northern
Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo Toys. The toy laughs
When you tickle it under the arms.
Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she
Reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM
The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door.
The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new
Employee.
He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is
Backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factoryfloor.
When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's a ll over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.
At the end of the line stood Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.
She had a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.
The 2 men watched in amazement as she cut a little piece of
Fabric, wrapped it around two marbles and began to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager burst into
Laughter.
After several minutes of hysterics he pulled himself together
And approached Lena .
"I'm sorry," he
Said to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday...
Your job is to give Elmo two
Test tickles."
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Did the rounds on here not long ago.
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Pub will always be there boss.
I agree,why not go catch a kingie and then go to the pub.
If i lived over that way i would be down there in a flash.
Stephen
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Once again Robbie WELL DONE.
What a top effort by all involved.
I only hope that if i mananage to catch one,I have somewhere there to take photos of the event.
Looks like you have some new screen savers and backgrounds for the computer.
Stephen
He is known as the winch for a very good reason....Last year he landed a Marlin in one minute three!
Bloody Hell,What took him so long.
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Well done Stumpy,thats a classic.
Stephen
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Great report Poddy,
well done on getting a few firsts,and some nice fish.
Looks like an area i might have to visit one day,looks like such a wide variety of species to play with up there.
I agree with the kids picking up the nippers to,makes it so much easier when you can pump them and get the kids to catch them.My kids have recently acquired this skill also.
Stephen
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Well done,nice pair of kingies
Even more well done for managing to find a break in the weather
Stephen
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Well done Robbie
Top fish and top photo aswell.
I havnt had the pleasure/pain of catching a beakie YET,what weight was it estimated to be and how long did she take to land.
Stephen
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Thats a top effort to have that many people online
,word is definately out about FISHRAIDER being the best fishing site in the country. Well done to everyone involved. The only thing wrong with those numbers is 600+ guests,maybe fishraider is to easy to acess.Not sure how it works as a guest,cant remember that far back.(maybe should log off and try),but maybe we need a members only section for reports to try and get more people to join the site,and also to keep some info within the fishraider community.
Stephen
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very nice.
I have a plane old vx,love driving the father-in-laws vz.
Stephen.
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Heres some pics from BCF
I am using one from there aswell at the moment didnt add though as wasnt sure if allowed due to sponsor issues.Click on wallpapers at the top of the page aswell for some more.I have the waterfall on my screen at the moment.
Stephen
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Well done Heath,Thats a very nice bass
and to fishraider.I fish the Georges alot but never up that farIm the same,but i think i will venture up that way sometime soon.Atleast i can take the boat,not like where i normally fish for bass in the georges.
Stephen
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I like this one even though it was only taken with my phone. It was when on holidays on the manning river.
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What an AWESOME fish.well done
Just one thing but,you think your dad would be smiling for the pic,if i caught a monster like that,you wouldnt wipe the smile off my face for a month
Stephen
Also gets my vote for fish of the month>
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A friend sent me this link
It is like you tube but for fishing,have only had a quick look,but there seems to be fishing of all types and from all around the world.It is a good way to kill some time while being stuck inside in this weather
.Stephen.
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You can go to maianbar at anytime,there are no gates into there.When the rangers are at thier station you just tell them you are going to maianbar and you dont have to pay park entry.
Stephen.
And also
to the site hooksnsinkers. -
Hi Robbielites,
Try this link http://www.takeabreak.com.au/HolidayingwithPets.htm
Had a quick look and they accomodation in both areas,we have used this site previously as we cant leave our dog at home either.
Stephen.
to fishraider.
Iron Maiden
in The Bar
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Those plane look pretty sweet
and so does the cabin crew
Stephen