Tony I read this post in a meeting today and almost had a fit, very funny!
Agree with every word you said, spirit if a true fisherman for sure.
As for the Mrs it was more like "jaysus theres no fooking room in the bleedin' fridge for that!"
I was like "Vegies have to go babe, put her next to the flatty above the beer".
Its all about priorities!
I think this thread has coined the phrase:
"pass the parmie" instant classic!