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Nice Jewies Dan did I read the post right, Stew what happened not even a catfish ?????????? you boys always seem to have a good time Chris

Muz you gotta luv being the father of teanage girls gives you an excuse to engage the Spanish Inquesition and carry a big stick gone are the times when to only thing you needed to do for the Stumpettes was bait the hooks when they went fishing good to see you found something you might have missed Chris

Damn Muz Sorry to hear about Day Release but glad all came out the other side Have to agree that SWR must have the worst bar on the north coast I hope it doesn't take anything as nasty as this to keep you posting mate Maybe you should be looking at Mylar or Lexan for the screens instead of safety glass Heal up and make the most of whats left of your holidays Chris

try the stuff you paint onto kids finger nails to stop them biting their nails over the zinc I reckon it must be made from horse manure çause it sure TASTES LIKE IT DOES

What an awsesome job done by the pilot and flight crew they are some really lucky people

Have fear it's not mine It was an email I got the other day just too good not to share

looks to be tropical Aust by the blue salmon the boys decide to go fishing, park the ute high on a sand ridge and enjoy the day ah this is the life ehh boys can''t get any better than this what tha ' it cant get ANY WORSE yes it can time to save the gear as good as it gets and when the tide goes out your left with .............

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yep '58 Biscayne

'raider Sylvania will give you an easy launch into the Bay the Kings are there

Hoges sweeeet I like your Santa better than mine I got "The Complete Fishing Bible" by McGlashan, weather shields for the Rodeo, clothes, shoes & BBQ tools seems who will be obeyed didn't take note of the hint for a bowmounted electric

Yep No tank venting, that'll do it

IWJ being of man size build myself I ended up buying a no name shirt online after being annoyed by the lack of an available size from the "named brand"shirts I find the shirt light and roomy and at 1/2 to 1/3 the price

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THE TALE OF THE INCOMPETENT FLIGHT CREW Written by To The Point News Friday, 16 May 2008 The brand spanking new Airbus 340-600, the largest passenger airplane ever built, sat in its hangar inToulouse, France without a single hour of airtime. Enter the flight crew of Abu Dhabi Aircraft Technologies (ADAT) to conduct pre-delivery tests on the ground, such as engine runups, prior to delivery to Etihad Airways in Abu Dhabi. The ADAT crew taxied the A340-600 to the run-up area. Then they took all four engines to takeoff power with a virtually empty aircraft. Not having read the run-up manuals, they had no clue just how light an empty A340-600 really is. The takeoff warning horn was blaring away in the cockpit because they had all 4 engines at full power. The aircraft computers thought they were trying to takeoff but it had not been configured properly (flaps/slats, etc.) Then one of the ADAT crew decided to pull the circuit breaker on the Ground Proximity Sensor to silence the alarm. This fools the aircraft into thinking it is in the air. The computers automatically released all the brakes and set the aircraft rocketing forward. The ADAT crew had no idea that this is a safety feature so that pilots can't land with the brakes on. Not one member of the seven-man flight crew was smart enough to throttle back the engines from their max power setting, so the $200 million brand-new aircraft crashed into a blast barrier, totaling it. The extent of injuries to the crew is unknown, for there has been a news blackout in the major media in France and elsewhere. Coverage of the story was deemed insulting to the flight crew's origins. Finally, the photos are starting to leak out. Airbus $200 million aircraft meets retaining wall and the wall wins....,

does any of this sound familiar IDIOT SIGHTING: We had to have the garage door repaired. The repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one B & D made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, 'NO, it's not.' Four is larger than two..' We haven't used this repairman since. IDIOT SIGHTING: My daughter and I went through the McDonald's drive thru window and I gave the teen a $20 note. Our total was $10.50, so I also handed her fifty cents. She said, 'you gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me ten dollars back.' She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the fifty cents, and said 'We're sorry but we can't do that kind of thing.' The teen then proceeded to give me back $9.50 in change. It is best not to confuse the teenagers at McD's. IDIOT SIGHTING: I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local council office to request the removal of the Kangaroo sign on our road. The reason: 'Too many kangaroos are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.' IDIOT SIGHTING: My daughter went to a local Hungry Jack's and ordered a burger. She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce. IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?' To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?' He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.' They walk among us... And the scary part is that they VOTE and they REPRODUCE

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The dentist takes out a needle to give the man a shot of Novocain. 'No way, no needles, I can't stand needles.' The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas but the man again objects. 'No gas, please the mask on my face is suffocating to me.' The dentist then asks if the man has any objection to taking a pill. 'No' said the patient 'I'm fine with pills.' The dentist then returns and says 'Here's a V little blue tablet.' The patient says 'Wow, I didn't know V little blue worked as a pain pill.' 'It doesn't' said the dentist 'but it will give you something to hold on to when I pull out your tooth

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Nice Donna Good to see you get some karma back from all the work you put in Chris

Steve I'm disappointed that you admit to going on the Canterbury Bulldogs forum site a Roosterman should know better Chris

All the best in QLD Greg not going to be the same without the reports of the dynamic duo hammering the Kings Dan what's the new user name "Dan no Greg" Chris

Makes me want to cry and then this happened but wait there's more the finishing touch leaving just this to be finished off

How to Load a Boat onto a Pickup 1. Load up beer, 2-3 ice chests full 2. Relax, have beer. 3. Hook boat trailer up to truck 4. Drink lots of beer 5. Drive real fast 6. Hit light pole (needs to be a solid one) 7. Boat will load it self onto truck. 8. Relax, have another beer.

Ross many a Friday and Sat night spent at the Stagedoor Early 70's in Hurstville at the Rivoli and the Civic seeing Buffalo. La De Dahs, Hush ahhh yes it was a blur after the White Horse usually 2SM Rocktober gigs always were good, mate was Prob constable there and when he was called Pig he didn't know if they were someone he knew or just putting shit on him ACDC farewell gig with Chain, Lobby Loyd and the Coloured Balls, Dutch Tilders place went of when Angus (as Zorro) started using a plastic sword to play with Best gig no special effects no Bullshit was Melissa Etheridge at Selina's Last gig was the other month Disturbed, POD and Alterbridge at the Horden now that went off but I think I was the oldest guy there